Crocs: I think I just got sick in my mouth.

Crocs. Not a fan.

I can of course concede that they are the most comfortable footwear in the world. In fairness though… My gran wears very comfortable Eccos. That doesn’t make them ok for the younger lady.

There are some notable exceptions for Crocs. One of which is when kiddies wear them. They look quite adorable on teeny tootsies. They’re good for feet too (apparently!) so that’s important when little feet are growing and developing. So kids, yis are grand.

And midwives. A nurse friend informed me that crocs are the midwife’s shoe of choice. Not just because they’re comfortable for those super long stints at work. But also (hope ye aren’t eating when you read this) because they’re easy to clean.

Easy. To. Clean. Three words that have disturbed me to the core.