Wanted: One Sugar Daddy

Single Gal (20’s) would like to meet Sugar Daddy for frivolous spending sprees and long walks on the beach. Must have GSOH and a deep-felt appreciation for all things sartorial.  SG does not have OHOC, but likes keeping fit and has a keen sense of adventure. SG seeks SD to contribute to a worthy Wardrobe Investment Fund. In exchange for this investment, SG will make sure to flounce, strut, mince, parade and sashay in the company of SD when wearing the Finsk wedges and the Yves St. Laurent shirt and the Erdem dress and the Acne blouse and the Roberto Cavalli cuff that will be purchased in due course. Single Gal will also offer free styling tips and witty repartee, but unfortunately won’t cook. Such reductive gender-based stereotyping are beneath her.

Please send your portfolio, stock options and a current bank statement to PO Box WIF00. Oh and perhaps a photo, although not absolutely necessary.
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