Newsflash: Grey Nail Varnish Is In.

A cheeky hint of grey on the nail is the only way to be seen this season. That and a lick of lilac over the eyelash. Don’t you ever wonder at the arbitrary nature reigning over such decisions? The existential meaning of grey? That and where to actually find grey nail varnish. I tried two chemists and numerous other shops to find this mysterious shade only to return home with a deep silver. Which, on further inspection, actually appears to be holographic silver. The kind only seen at a early 90’s old school rave, listening to S’Xpress and N-Trance. Or when you first discovered the miracles of blue eyeshadow and glittery nail varnish going into secondary school. That’s what you get when you pay attention to whimsical trends. I’m going to have to stick with it though. Hail the New Holographic.

The pesky thing

The pesky thing

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